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Chef caught me cutting chives. "Very impressive for a dishwasher." He's sending me to Copenhagen to make danishes on a houseboat with a chef or something.
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Chef caught me cutting chives. “Very impressive for a dishwasher.” He’s sending me to Copenhagen to make danishes on a houseboat with a chef or something.


Chef caught me cutting chives. “Very impressive for a dishwasher.” He’s sending me to Copenhagen to make danishes on a houseboat with a chef or something.

by pocket4spaghetti

26 Comments

  4. wheres_the_revolt

    Got to chop them smaller otherwise they get stuck in your nostrils.

  6. Beau-Buffet

    Bros gonna feed a cat that isn’t even on that houseboat and save some drunk ass who fell off his bike

  7. CrazyLoucrazy

    Does he hate you? Copenhagen is so played out and like 8 years ago. If he truly loved you he’d send you to Tokyo to make rice for 10 years.

  8. KittensFirstAKM

    You…… Your good !

    ![gif](giphy|Lk023zZqHJ3Zz4rxtV)

  9. BotGirlFall

    I got some baking soda and spoon so we can smoke some chack

  12. EducationalPlay6269

    And then what? Turn your family owned sandwich place into a pretentious fine dining joint?

  13. Rekoms12

    Being send to a houseboat in copenhagen. Is that like, when my dog got send to that nice farm when he got old?

  15. 2eDgY4redd1t

    He sending you to stage with NOMA?

    He must really hate your guts.

  17. patricksaurus

    “Making danishes in Copenhagen” is code for gestational surrogacy.

  19. ransack71

    I love the chive posts. And the chive adjacent ones to. This sub is killing it right now. Just joined.

  20. AmplePostage

    ![gif](giphy|20vFnUr6HH0aKXFl8I)

    You are getting a tin of Copenhagen.

  21. Veloci7y_

    Cutting chives everyday until reddit says their perfect.

  24. Green_Gumboot

    Those chives appear unopened, well played.

  26. Jolly-Hall-408

    Hahahahaha

    ![gif](giphy|EG4rzVkuc42WpD69ZV)